Oetzi, the Iceman

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The uncannily well-preserved body of Oetzi has fascinated scientists across Europe.

Oetzi, the Iceman is/was a 5000 year-old caveman born just a couple of years after God created the universe. His mummified body was discovered in an iceberg near the border of Italy and Austria in 1991.

In 2007, questions surfaced as to the cause of Oetzi's death. He did not die of natural causes: In fact, it was...

In fact, Stephen Colbert is related to Oetzi, making it personal, and he has sworn on-air to find his killer, most recently on the February 11, 2008 broadcast of The Colbert Report.^{Episode #352}

[edit] 2008 Presidential Campaign

Recently, Oetzi has been making appearances at rallies for Presidential candidate John McCain. Oetzi is an integral part of the McCain campaign's attempt to make the elderly Senator McCain appear less old by surrounding himself with really old people.

[edit] See Also

• Stephen Colbert's Freezing Cold Case Files
• Spencer Wells