Offensive Flag of Unity

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The Offensive Flag of Unity is one of the most aggrandizing symbols in world history. It is guaranteed to offend and unify Jews, Muslims, Christians, Americans, Liberians, Malaysians, Communists, capitalists, gays, and Nancy Pelosi. Any of these people should burn it on sight.

The Offensive Flag of Unity: the most offensively unifying and unifyingly offensive flag in the history of creation!

Offensive Flag of Unity
has earned Al Franken's COMMUNIST SEAL OF APPROVAL