Outraginess

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"Outraginess"
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"Outraginess" is a spectacle similar to the emotion "outrage" but distinguished by its production values.

[edit] Pre-production

To properly prepare for an Outraginess event, one must assemble the proper crew, performers and props.

the "Let's Get Ready to RUMBLE!" guy
army of Christian sign-carriers
a forest of signs sporting Glorious Slogans and Cliches
dozens of marching bands, must be able to spell out entire issue while playing "We're not Gonna Take It!"
television cameras, lots and lots of them, like for Monday Night Football
vocal conditioning for the parade of mourning ancient Italian or Jewish mothers
Talk radio callers and personalities have memorized their scripts and phone lines unblocked.
hundreds of pounds of "fireworks"
one million doves
that crying kid from Jesus Camp

If any of these cast members are not available, a substitute is acceptable.

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