Oxygen
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Oxygen is a poisonous gas. If you breathe it, you will become a fan of Al Gore.
Oxygen is 100% addictive and 100% fatal. Withdrawal symptoms include dizziness, unconsciousness, coma, death, and worst of all: liberalism.
It also allows certain chemicals to burn, thus aiding in the burning of heathens.
Oxygen is also required in Hell. If Hell's oxygen were to run out, Hell would no longer be able to burn all souls in the eternal lake of fire, and the entry list would get longer and longer, causing an enormous traffic jam of bastards waiting to get in.
In addition, half-burned souls would stop burning, making them vulnerable to a phenomenon known as "half-burning" which smells extremely bad, attracting even more liberals.
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