Garden of Eden
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The Garden of Eden is God's own garden, where Adam and Eve lived before they started stealing stuff and pissed God off. It's like Disneyland, but without all the crowds, vomit, and Disney stuff.
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[edit] Where Is It?
Naturally, the Garden of Eden is located in what is today Texas. Some people say it's really in the Middle East. But why would God put it there? Sure, the land's cheap, but there's way too much sand and bombs, and not enough America!
[edit] What Happened There?
Noone is really sure, except God, and he ain't talking. But bibleologists think Eve got tricked into wanting an apple by an evil liberal snake, who told her it would help with her PMS. She told Adam about it, and he initially refused. But after days of nagging he finally gave in and stole one for her.
When God found out his tree had been violated he lost it, and sent all three of them to the Middle East as punishment.
One thing's for sure: if it had been Stephen Colbert and Eve none of this would have happened!
[edit] What's In It?
- Jesus (but only on weekends)
- An apple tree
- Rainbows (but not the gay kind)
- Keebler elves busy making cookies
- Lots of churches
- Unicorns - died in the Great Flood
