Patrick McHenry

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Despite what you may have heard
Patrick McHenry
Is totally not gay!
Representative McHenry visiting his constituents.
Representative McHenry visiting his constituents.

Patrick McHenry, the Republican Representative for Lesser Carolina's 10th Congressional District is the 31-year-old "baby" of the House of Representatives. Mark Foley would have loved to "show him the ropes," but alas...

McHenry's hands were filled with the four young male aides who used his address on their voter registration. Especially, Tennessee law student, Michael Aaron Lay who may have committed voter fraud, but at least it wasn't gay voter fraud.

Support For America's Troops

No one supports America's troops more than Representative McHenry. In fact those four robust men who lived at his house, were more than likely soldiers, or, at the very least "two-bit security guards".

Patrick McHenry
is a United States Representative
for the "Fightin' 10th" district of the state of Lesser Carolina
Patrick McHenry
is a Beautiful Republican
God Bless America


This article is a stub of a Congressperson who does not have the balls to be on "The Colbert Report".
Until Patrick McHenry gets the balls to get nailed by Stephen,
help America "Better Know" Patrick McHenry by unloading your gut onto this page.


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