Paul Helmke

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The Baby Jesus and The Baby Satan
are fighting over the very soul of
Paul Helmke


Paul Helmke is a lobbyist, but he lobbies against guns. Dr. Colbert Better Knew Helmke when he interviewed him for Better Know A Lobby for his May 13, 2008 episode of The Colbert Report.

Before his interview, Mr. Helmke was best known as the president of the Brady Campaign.

May 13, 2008 Better Knowing


    • Dr. Colbert interviewed him with the safety off
  • since he was not packing heat, Stephen then disarmed
  • claims to want sensible
    • want to take Stephen's guns away
  • talks about infringing
  • 2nd is the only amendment to have the word "regulate" in it
  • in a hypothetical, threatened to kick Stephen in his big brass balls
  • wants to keep Jesus from having a gun
  • played the "a lot of people have been killed by guns" card


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