Paul McCartney

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Paul McCartney is a liberal musician not from America.

He wrote many songs for a band called The Beatles which was very popular with long-haired hippie freaks in the 1960's which means the music that Paul McCartney wrote is so old that it is completely irrelevant. You might as well be listening to ragtime and dancing the Charleston. The Beatles were so long ago that at the height of their popularity, a dollar could actually buy you something, like a meal. A DOLLAR!

Mr. Paul was a friend of John Lennon and for that damning reason alone, he should be expelled from America and go back to wherever he is from - Norway?

There is some speculation as to whether Paul is actually alive or not.

Paul had a close friendship with Michael Jackson. They sung together for the track The Girl Is Mine, featured on Michael Jackson's Thriller. The track was, needless to say, about as entertaining as half a brick. Another track, entitled Say Say Say, which this time had a video, featured the pair running around dressed as clowns, and Michael hitting on his own sister. What a classic.