Paul Wolfowitz
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Paul Wolfowitz (born in first century Judea) is the Greatest Deputy Defense Secretary Ever and the Greatest Head of The World Bank Ever. Paul loves the American people - and freedom! Paul loves you, the heroes.
Paul makes the best American Pie. He and Henry Kissinger have weekly bake-offs (and monthly backyard camp-outs). Paul says God Bless America - and no place else! While he's got his praying cap on, Paul also says, "May God not bankrupt America and unbeknownstedingly bless China, too."
The Greatest Work Wife Ever will appoint Mr. Wolfowitz a job in her State Department.
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[edit] Paul Freedom Factoids
- Paul loves America even more than Henry Kissinger
- Paul is a Jew for Jesus
- Paul is a huge Hillary Clinton fan. He can't wait for her to unleash her terror on America.
- Paul isn't a big fan of the free market or wars.
- Paul is a huge Dr. Stephen Colbert fan. Every night as he waits for The Colbert Report to start, he licks his comb in anticipation.
- Paul says to himself, "That poor dumb Bush kid is gonna be hurting come oh-eight, but not me. I'm invinskable! No one can shake the Wolfie mojo!! Mwahhahahaha!!!"
- Prefers not to be called a Neocon. He's a lover, not a fighter
- He is tired of Michael Moore stalking him. No means no, Mike.
- Believes that certain principles are worth dying for, as long as someone else does the dying.
- Paul has the moral conviction to tell struggling nations that they will simply have to put their starving people's needs second to their need to pay back international loans. After all, Paul's got to take his lady out tonight, and you don't hear him complaining.
| The only Jew who can't run a bank. | 
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[edit] Paul's Jobs
- neocon
- Deputy Defense Secretary
- World Bank
- International Security Advisory Board, which advises The Greatest State Department Ever on issues related to arms
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[edit] External Sources
- World Bank Resignation - he's not a quitter, and there's no hurry, he has other interests of freedom to pursue.
