Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

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Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
is a Recognized City of the United States of America.
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Philadelphia, or more appropriately, the City of Brotherly Love, is a mystical place for homosexuals. They even made that Tom Hanks movie where he was gay and had The AIDS and named it after this city. Though some manly things have come from this city, such as the Constitution, Rocky Balboa, Marines and delicious grease-afied Cheesesteaks, the Founding Fathers decided Philly was too gay to be America's capital, especially with all the guys having British sex.

Also known for the greatest cheesesteaks in all the world.

Notoriety

Philadelphia is best known as the host of The Colbert Report's first venture outside New York City.

From April 14 to April 17, 2008, the city of Philadelphia hosted Our Glorious Stephen ! Officially called The Stephen Colbert Dorito's Spicy Sweet Pennsylvania Primary Coverage Live From Chili-delphia City of Brotherly Crunch!


Government

Unlike most American Cities, Philadelphia is ruled by a Fresh Prince. Although the current prince has been known to taint American ears with hippity-hop, he has generally redeemed himself by fending off invading aliens and saving the life of Ulysses Grant by means of an elaborate 19th century flying apparatus.

Sports

It has been spotted that many New York and Pittsburgh sports fans come in, and never come out.



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