Plato
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Plato was an ancient Greek philosopher who laid the philosophical foundations of the Homosexual Agenda, communism, NAMBLA and liberalism with his treatise The Republic.
There is a common misconception that there is some form of connection between The United States Republican Party and Plato's perverted liberal rant The Republic. This is an absolute fallacy, it is a undisbuted fact amoungst linguistic circles that the American word Republican derives from the English expression "Reputable American", a term of endearment used by the British to distinguish members of God's Own Party from filthy liberals.
The Republic suggests ridiculous notions such as
- the rule of a small band of rich people, millionaires that only respect money is a bad thing.
- gender is irrelevant to aptitude for the professions and declares that women ought to be educated along with the men.
- knowledge is justified true belief, and other fact huggery.
- women should perform their military exercises naked alongside men.
well the last one sounds reasonable at least


