Pornography
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Pornography (aka Porno, Porn, Pr0n, etc.) is a nasty, filthy, dirty, shameful, big business around the world. It consists of anything and everything from nasty filthy films, videos, books, photos, drawings, sketches, flip books, paintings, sculpture, performance art, plays, operas, websites, or language that Liberals, Terrorists and Democrats watch and sometimes engage in. You know it when you see a liberal doing the nasty.
Pornography is the comfort zone and dwelling place of Democrats and liberals which usually shows two elephants reproducing. While it technically can't be defined, you'll know it when you see it. There is no other place Democrats prefer to be than basking in the warm glow of their pornography. Imported from Europe by the Democrats, porn infects the weak minded liberal and attempts to corrode this great society built on the shining Republican morals. Our savior George W. Bush fights the scourge of porn everyday and has never viewed any himself. If you don't watch porn then your penis will fall off when you are about to have sex because it isn't used to the nakedness of a woman. And you revert back to a more primitive and simple mindset. Then you begin to plan to use nukes to blow up the world
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[edit] History
Porn was imported from Europe in 1959 by the Kennedy family to indulge in with oils and drugs and to help as propaganda for the Democratic cause. Republicans have been fighting it like holy warriors ever since.
[edit] The Internet
The Internet is not for porn! The Internet is not for porn!!! Why you think the net was born?
[edit] The war on porn
In 2005 the Greatest President Ever declared war on porn[1]
America's internets are currently winning the war on porn as evidenced in this news story by America, Jr. [2]
The issue of pornography has divided the feminism movement. As more and more of the second wave feminists decided to support the war on pornography around the 1990s, it lead to a backlash and third wave feminists were spawned.
[edit] Trivia
- No one likes to look at Jenna Haze (especially good Americans) and she is not hot but is a sinner.
- "The Great Porn Book" is passed from top Dem to top Dem.
- Porn is not truthiness because it does not feel right.
[edit] See Also
[edit] External Links
- Are you addicted to porn? Visit THIS site to find out what you can do to save your soul...or suffer the consequences of your disgrace and eternal damnation.
when you touch yourself you make The Baby Jesus sad!
Keep your hands where we can see them!
