Prescott Pharmaceuticals

From Wikiality

Prescott Pharmaceuticals
has been granted full United States "citizenship"
for their donation to Republican causes.
America thanks you, Prescott Pharmaceuticals

Ask your doctor if Vaxadrone™ is right for you. And if he says no, see another doctor.

"Remember, if it's childproof, it's not Prescott!™"^{Episode #300}

Prescott Pharmaceuticals is a division of The Prescott Group, and the makers of Vaxadrin, Vaxadrine, Vaxadrone (coming soon: Vaxadrone for baboons), Vaxa-Smacks, Vaxa-Dream, Vaxadril, Vaxachub, Vaxascab, Vaxasom, Vaxamaxx, and Vaxamamm.

Prescott Pharmaceuticals is a proud sponsor of Cheating Death with Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A..

Prescott Pharmaceuticals: guaranteed to change your life, and possibly your genetic code.

Prescott Pharmaceuticals: The tingling tells you it's working, the class action lawsuit tells you it's Prescott.

Prescott Pharmaceuticals: Good for what ails you. And in some cases, actually what ails you.

Prescott Pharmaceuticals: We sincerely apologize about that whole zombie thing.

The Prescott Promise™

The Prescott Promise™ is the promise from Prescott Pharmaceuticals^{Episode #300}:

We never test on animals, or anything else©