Prescott Temporary Employment Agency
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Prescott Temporary Employment Agency is your one-stop event services specialist.
We provide everything from food prep and photography to servers and security, if you are holding an event--big or small--all you'll need is Prescott!
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[edit] How We Help You
[edit] Organization
Prescott! will help organize your ideas into one fabulous extravaganza!
- Is this your third wedding? But you want to break it to your ex without too much fanfare? And still get good press coverage?
- Declaring the job finished? But not sure how to accomplish that wrap party?
- Are you running for president? But you're trying to stiffen your military cred? In Iraq? And stay alive?
- Have you started a quagmire in a foreign nation against all sane advice? Don't know how to still make a profit off it with everybody watching? Need a Show Czar to legitmize your adventure so you can plan your next move?
Our event coordinators will take your idea and turn it into a reality!
[edit] The Spectacle
The spectacles created by Prescott harken back to the days of Busby Berkeley or David Lean; lavish, large and loud!
Every Prescott event includes no less than 1,000 "atmospheric actors" and we guarantee that all our events can be seen from space!
We have photographers of every variety from still to video. And if you're into that grungy look, we have dozens of cellphonographers ready to be dispatched to any place on the planet to get you on The YouTube instantly!
The kids love that kind of stuff!
[edit] Job Opportunities
Prescott hires a core group of American workers to suppliment our international sub-contractors allowing us to provide the very best in event plannning on a global scale!
Every employee is trained to meet Prescott's high standards.
Applicants are rigorously checked for their service skills.
And best of all, we don't hire union, we don't hire accountants and we don't have an American address!
[edit] "Paid Supporter"
Presidential campaign seeks atmospheric actors to fill several temporary positions, available immediately. May last a few days, years.
[edit] Position Available
- crowd filler
- question asker
- sign carrier
[edit] Experience
- no experience necessary
- must speak, write English
[edit] Location
- Iowa
- New Hampshire
- other locations as needed if Iowa and New Hampshire work out
[edit] A Senator Who Can Sing
Bipartisan singing group looking for a tenor to complete a quartet
- must be discrete, hate to travel
[edit] The United States Department of Justice
- eight or nine openings for the position of "attorney"
- must have degree from qualified Christian university
- must be young, perky, obedient
[edit] Indian Point Nuculer Power Plant
Private power corporation seeks qualified security guards to protect our property and by extension our nation.
- bring your own bedding [1]
[edit] Straight Talk Express Tour
[edit] Positions Available
- 1400 atmospheric actors, must be clean-cut, must have your own kevlar!
- helicopter pilots (blackhawks a must!)
- lookouts and decoys as needed
[edit] Experience
- no experience necessary
- no diploma needed
- criminal records okay
- physical, mental disorders okay
- fill out questionaire
[edit] Location
- various locations throughout Iraq
- onboard a Canadian bus as it drives to various locations throughout America
[edit] Pentagon
[edit] Position Available
- War Czar
- must have suit collection
- podium optional
- strong head-nodding neck muscles
- good tongue
[edit] Experience
- at least 6 months CEO experience
- $500,000 processing fee (checks made out to PTEA)
- fill out questionaire
[edit] Location
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