Quebec

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Quebec
is a Canadian Province, eh.

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The "Great" Province of QUEBEC
Capitol:	Quebec City - included name of province to make it easier to remember.
Official Flower:	Blue Flag Iris - Which makes sense as their provincial flag is blue and white.
Official Language:	French - aka Québécois French - aka bootleg french.
Official Animal:	Snowy Owl - which also makes sense as quebec has horrible winters.
Official Beer:	La Fin du Monde.
Motto:	Je ne me souviens pas apres toutes les bieres!
Nickname:	Ontario's Maine
Premier:	Jean Charest - A lawyer; not to be trusted.
Tree:	Yellow Birch - Like dog pee in snow.
Population:	7,651,531
Principal imports:	Party-ers.
Principal exports:	Maple syrup, teenage mothers
Principal industries:	Lumber, poutine assembly
Fun Fact # 1:	Can legally drink at age 18
Fun Fact # 2:	You can't legally turn right on a red, but if you're a true Quebecer you'll drive straight through it.
Fun Fact # 3:	The license plate motto, "Je me souviens," is French for "I cannot drive."

Quebec (pronounced kay-beck) is the only part of Canada that doesn't deserve pork fat goth chicks in hell. But that doesn't mean they won't go to hell with the rest of their Candian brethren, they'll just get the cosolation of being invited to Stalin's Ten Year Luau Party In Hell. You can help Quebec in their quest to separate from thier oppressive country by boycotting Maple Syrup, Wood, Brawny Paper Towels, Hockey, or by Clicking Here.

Quebec City is the province's capital. It was one of the first european settlements in North America. So this makes Quebec City Freedom's first capital.

Quebec's metropole is Montreal, a city populated by French-Canadians, normal Canadians and other less important races. French-Canadians are known for breeding bears in their forests, eating them alive on the sidewalk and for being very hairy.

Quebec is a doubly screwed province of Canada. Its population is French-Canadian, and the reason why French is Canada's second official language. America tried to culturally liberate Quebec in the 1960s by creating Baseball's Montreal Expos. After struggling for over 40 years in the oppressive North, the team finally escaped in 2005 and fled to Washington DC, the heart of democracy, where they became the Washington Nationals. Since the Expos left, hotdogs taste like Dr. Colbert's earwax, which makes them collectors' items.

Quebec is also rumored to be the headquarters of an international bear conspiracy designed to pry Maine away from the United States. As well as Vermont.