Rachel Brand

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Rachel Brand
is a Proud Republican Goddess
God Bless America

Rachel Brand, Assistant Attorney General for Legal Policy in the Greatest Justice Department Ever, announced her resignation from that post on June 29, 2007. While Ms. Brand left the job in order to spend more time with her family, the timing of her announcement entitles her to join the TGIDOJF Club.

Ms. Brand will be sorely missed, not only for her charm and grace as a faithful assistant to Speedy, but as a loyal member of the Greatest President Ever's booster club. Before joining the Justice team, previously worked as associate counsel alongside Harriet Miers, and did America two great services in getting two patriotic Supreme Court Justices confirmed and eight traitorous U.S. Attorneys fired.