Rachel Maddow
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Rachel Maddow is best known for his communist talk show on the deservedly bankrupt Air America Radio short wave radio network. He only talks and doesn't take callers, because he doesn't want anyone to ask him why he sounds so feminine.
[edit] Maddow Facts
- Has a girls name
- From Taxachussetts
- Practiced in the arts of pronunciation
- Is one of those subversive activist liberal types
- Is called Rachel The Baby Slayer in certain pentagrams
- Rhodes Scholar aka Euro-influenced
- Has been involved in actual protests against fine American values
- Is in fact a Doctor that doesn't practice
- Has no soul
- Is the only transvestite to ever appear on Keith Olbermann's show
- Currently involved in a polygamist relationship with Yogi the Bear and Hillary Clinton
- Her(?) doctoral thesis was on women's prison movies from the 1930s.
[edit] Show on Communist NBC
As Keith Olbermann's protege, Mr. Maddow was given her own show on MSNBC. Some names for the show were bandied about, such as Kickass w/Rachel Maddow, Liberal Lesbian News and Cooking Up News with Rachel. Execs finally settled on a name that no one ever would have guessed, The Rachel Maddow Show.
The format for her show is to repeat all the points that Mr. Olbermann made on his show, in order to ram home MSNBC's political message of the day, just like the great and honorable FOX News, except with a despicable lefty slant that Stephen will soon denounce with a wag of his finger.
In a 'shout-out' to gays everywhere, Rachel introduced a segment called "It's Pat", featuring her fake uncle, MSNBC political commentator Pat Buchanan. In a shocking display of nepotism, she secured steady employment for Pat, a right-wing gasbag conservative, on her leftist show. The reference to SNL's popular series of skits with the androgynous Pat, is meant as a secret signal to LGBT viewers everywhere that her uncle Pat is in the closet tolerant of gays.
One of her other segments is called "Ms. Information" where she(?) talks about stories missed by the other media outlets that don't give shows to lesbians.
Wikiality.com will document all her lies here.
