Rachel Paulose

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Rachel Paulose
is a Proud Republican Goddess
God Bless America

Who Would Jesus Hire As His Attorney?

Why, Rachel of course!

Rachel is just another gung-ho legal soldier whose mind is so sharp she was catapulted to the top of America's justice heap!

Through sheer pluck, determination and connections, Ms. Paulose has secured for herself a pension so envious only people 3 times her age have ever seen anything like it!

You go, Rachel!

Fun Facts

is able to quote Bible verses in her sleep
- and during meetings with her staff!
likes horseback riding and combing her hair
prefers lip gloss over lip stick
is BFF with Monica Goodling

New Job!

Based on her inspired work in Minnesota, Rachel has been asked to assist her new boss, Michael Mukasey get his bearings as America's Latest Greatest Attorney General Ever!

Good luck, Rachel, we'll be watching your progress!