From Wikiality
Keep smiling and don't make any sudden movements.
By watching you, we're protecting you.
The Baby Satan has a special place in hell for
Reading
and YOU just for visiting this internets tube!
W A R N I N G ! ! !
Reading
is not intended for drunken frat boys
Not quite girlie, not quite man,
Reading
is all Girlieman.
Be careful when reading
Reading
as it might have something to do with thinking...
Reading
makes the Baby Jesus cry,
and should be treated with caution contempt!
Reading
is a member of the Stemcellocracy.
What will we tell the blastocysts?
Reading
has earned Al Franken's COMMUNIST SEAL OF APPROVAL
Reading
is science-related, sending it straight to hell.
"Reading"
is hippie-related, and not groovy to The Baby Jesus.
Reading
gives aid and comfort to America's enemies. As A True American™,
it is your duty to report Reading to the authorities.
Reading,
when you touch yourself you make The Baby Jesus sad!
Keep your hands where we can see them!
Reading is part of the secret Canadian Domination over the USA.
Fear us.
Long Live Canada.
"Reading"
is an Official "Lover of Immoral Bears" (LiB) Site™
PROCEED WITH CAUTION
Reading
Belongs to The Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy
Reading
makes The Baby Jesus sad.
Does your mother know you read these filthy liberal myths?
Reading
- Inflected form of transitive verb "(to) read"
- Pronunciation: 'rE-di[ng]
- 1.a. Not recommended.
- 1.b. the sucking of words out of a book through your eyes. Reading may make you cry through your eyes, or maybe your penis. Why take the risk? The Greatest President Ever put it best when he said:
- "For every book you read, two more little Iraq children die. Isn't that sad?"
See Also
- Books Actually... don't. Reading is bad, or didn't you figure that out yet?
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Busted! Reading has been smacked with an “Overuse of Templates” Template
Did a monkey put this page together?
Well, it’s time to get another monkey to move some templates,
or Reading will be Dead To Me!
