Reverend Billy

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The Baby Jesus and The Baby Satan
are fighting over the very soul of
Reverend Billy
Reverend Billy preaches the holy word to the sinner Kurt Vonnegut
Reverend Billy preaches the holy word to the sinner Kurt Vonnegut

Reverend Billy is a confused and confusing minister of God who leads the congregation of The Church of Stop Shopping.

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[edit] The Reverend's Message

Reverend Billy and The Church of Stop Shopping want you to buy less stuff. This is Un-American. Yet, Reverend Billy also wants you to truly "love your neighbor as yourself," to think about and care for your fellow man. Confusing. Damn you, Reverend Billy! Religion isn't supposed to make us think.

The Reverend's heroes: Elaine Pagels, Kurt Vonnegut, Lenny Bruce, and Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

[edit] Reverend Billy Asks: What Would Jesus Buy

Reverend Billy's holy, yet Un-American, book
Reverend Billy's holy, yet Un-American, book

[edit] The Disney Store

[edit] Starbucks

[edit] Reverend Billy and Johnny Law

[edit] External Links


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