Rhinocerous

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Rhinoceroses are poser elephants with big horns and an even bigger ass. They are normally seen associating with bears. They are the bears African forces (Affirmative Action Laws) and are responsible for the Watergate Scandal and are the heads of the Koala/Rhino Organization, a faction working to start a Bear Uprising.

[edit] History

Ursa, after leaving Noah's Ark , went to the Koalas for help in creating more bears. after training for years in the middle of the African savanna, she found an elephant and transformed it into the poser it is today.

[edit] See Also

• Koala, Koala/Rhino Organization
• Ursa, Bearism

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