Robert Novak
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Jon Stewart referred to Novak as a Douchebag of Liberty. This is a bit extreme and Stewart really should apologize to him the way he did to Geraldo.
Novak also needs to apologize, but not to Stewart. He has yet to apologize to Dr. Stephen Colbert for calling his show a waste of television space. Dr. Colbert was deeply hurt by his opinion and doesn't understand why Mr. Novak would say such a thing.
The visage of Novak is so scary and horrifying it has become the template for many gargoyles that sit atop Halliburton buildings, and it got him an acting role in 300. While some have claimed he is the first male gorgon, others have speculated a darker story to his genesis involving a black mass, velveeta, and Ann Coulter's jockstrap.
Besides sucking the blood out of freshly killed young puppies, Novak enjoys leaking information that tweaks liberals noses. Sometimes that information outs CIA agents to advance freedom, democracy, and the liberation of countries favored by the Bush Administration. Other times, it just gets the liberals in a slap fight.
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