Robert Schneider
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Robert Schneider (not to be confused with Jew Adam Sandler's monkey helper) from indie rock band Apples in Stereo was the completely objective opening act for Stephen Colbert's Rock and Awe: Countdown to Guitarmageddon.
His non-partial performance of the song Stephen, Stephen helped set the tone for a perfectly fair match-up between Stephen Colbert and Chris Funk in The Shred Off.
Schneider is on Colbert's Exploratory Committee to see if he should start an Exploratory Committee for President.
Stephen, Stephen Lyrics
© 2007 Robert Schneider
Who's the television host
Understands what matters most?
Stephen, Stephen
He's a handsome man, his name is Stephen
Woah-oh
Number one TV show
Oh, Stephen, Stephen
He's a dashing man, his name is Stephen
Woah-oh
He's taking on the status quo
Don't stop believin', Stephen, Stephen
Don't stop transceivin', Stephen, Stephen
He's calling out the bears in their evil lairs
He's calling out the press in their fancy dress
Who's the television host
Understands what matters most?
Don't stop believin', Stephen, Stephen
Don't stop transceivin', Stephen, Stephen
He's calling out the bears in their evil lairs
He's calling out the press in their fancy dress
He's calling out the Decemberists and their green screen contests
Stephen, Stephen
He's a handsome man, his name is Stephen
Oh, Stephen, Stephen
He's a dashing man, his name is Stephen
Oh, Stephen, Stephen
He's a handsome man, his name is Stephen
Oh, Stephen, Stephen
He's a dashing man, his name is Stephen
