Robot
From Wikiality
Robot (roh-buht, -bot) n.
1. a member of the Robot race
2. the language spoken by Robots
Types Of Robots
Examples Of Robot Speech
- Bleep blorp
- "Bite my shiny metal ass!"
- "I come from the future. Come with me if you want to live." (Quoted by our current governor of California, Arnold Swarzenegger)
Abominations or Mockeries of God's work
Robots do not have souls--or hearts or lungs or kidneys for that matter, and are therefor not human and bound for hell. Except for the beautiful and well-endowed homemade robot Lisa from the 1985 John Hughes film Weird Science, played by the beautiful Kelly LeBrock. She is God's gift to horny virginal teens everywhere.


