Rock and Roll

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Don't Fake the Funk!
Rush says Rock and Roll
is shamelessly boogie-worthy.


When Satan makes sweet, sweet love to his handmaiden, he does it to the sound of "rock 'n roll.

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Musical Roots

Rock And Roll's routes come from Blues and Rhythm and Blues.

Stylistic Movements

  • Hip Girating
  • Twisting
  • The Heeby Geeby Dance
  • The Over-bite
  • The Running Man
  • The Head Bonging
  • The Technotronic
  • The Carolton

Early Pioneers

Styles Influenced By Rock and Roll

Metal, pop, country, jazz, indie, Rhumba, mariachi, Death metal (metal's mentally retarded half-cousin, characterized by ungodly lyrics about raping virgins and eating their flesh.), J-pop, and psychobilly, plus just about any other genre except rap. Rap is the music of the devil, and it is important to remember that. Also, show tunes aren't exactly smiled upon either, because of their strong ties with the Gay Agenda.

Modern Rock Stars

  • Mr. Magoo
  • Oregon (not Kansas)

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