Romania

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All you need to know

In 2007 Romania joined the European Union in its quest to bring down America. Romanian people never want to work and they eat their own shit after pissing on it. The country is full of gypsies. It's hard to tell who is Romanian and who's just a damn gypsy because all Romanians are, indeed, gypsies.

During the 13th and the 14th century the country was colonized with Hungarians and Germans and as a result in less than 200 years most of its territory was infected with vampires.

Factoid

• Former dictator Nicolae Ceaucescu was executed on Christmas Day, 1989. Saddam? You're next.
• The most common method of death in Romania is Vampire Attack.
• Most "people" in Romania are actually vampires.