Rosa Parks

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She should have taken Stephen's mugshot advice.
She should have taken Stephen's mugshot advice.

Rosa Parks is overrated. She may also have been an anarchist. She broke the law by sitting in the front of that bus, which makes her a criminal, not someone to be celebrated.

Stephen has never once committed a crime, which makes him a better American than Rosa Parks. Rosa Parks also never had her own TV show. She has, however, starred in a commercial for "Chevy" cars, in which she recreates the moment when she knowingly chose the life of a criminal.


Accomplishments

By taking that seat on the bus Ms. Parks has allowed anyone who is the first of anything to be called "The Rosa Parks of ____________."

Example
Michelle Wie is the Rosa Parks of adorable teenage Asian pro female golfers.


What are you the Rosa Parks of?





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