Roy Cohn

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Despite what you may have heard
Roy Cohn
Is totally not gay!
Roy Cohn
is one happenin' Jewish cat!
Shalom, baby!
Roy Cohn
is a member of the Bear Hunters of America.
Be Scared, Bears.
Mr.  Cohen faces to address the adoring press.
Mr. Cohen faces to address the adoring press.


Roy Cohn was a lawyer and true American hero who persecuted suspected communists, bear sympathisers, and gays, often working straight from the gut instead of relying on pesky facts from laborious research and investigation. He was so revered by Billy Joel that he name-drops him in the 1980s song "We Didn't Start the Fire".

The life-long bachelor supposedly died of AIDS at age 59 in 1986, but he prefered to rely on his gut feeling that it was really liver cancer.

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