Russ Feingold
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Russ seen here making The Baby Jesus cry
Russ Feingold is a United States Senator From the State of Wisconsin. He committed the ultimate sin by wanting to have Greatest President Ever, George W. Bush censured, what was he thinking?
Russ will burn in hell for making The Baby Jesus cry.
Confederate flag waving and self hating jew, Senator George Allen and Great State of Alabama Senator Jeff Sessions wasn't about to have a communist, The Baby Jesus hating liberal make their lord and savior George W. Bush cry.
Russ Feingold Factoids
- Russ makes The Baby Jesus sad
- Russ is going to hell for criticizing and being anti-Bush Administration, The Holy Administration ordained by Jesus himself
- Russ hates America because he doesn't support George W. Bush
- The Baby Satan is happy with Russ
- Russ gets food thrown at in him the Senate Cafeteria by Senator Joe Lieberman
- Arlen Specter got Russ in check recently on the Judiciary Committee, Arlen don't take no stuff
- Russ was the ONLY Senator to vote against the USA PATRIOT Act. Talk about Un-American. Defending our liberties my ass.
- Russ has also done a few great things for the conservative movement, including casting decisive votes in favor of Bush nominees John Ashcroft and John Roberts.
- Russ tries to redeem himself by reminding his conservative peers in the Senate that he really doesn't like any Presidents. After all, he supported holding impeachment hearings against President Bubba when the rest of the Democrats (and most Americans) didn't. He only wanted to censure The Greatest President Ever, but he considered impeaching The Worst President Ever. At least he got that one right.
- Russ, who is always Not Running for President himself, doesn't think anyone else should be running, either.


