Catholic Saints

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Catholics believe there are "saints" who protect people where ever they go, no matter what they do, like some kind of Heavenly tag-team of bodyguards.

Here is an exhaustive list of all the Catholic Saints and what aspect of life they protect.

"CATHOLIC SAINTS"
Saint Name	Area of Protection	Miracles Performed
Drew Brees	Patron Saint of West-Coast Offense.	Threw three touchdown passes to Mike Karney!
Reggie "W" Bush	Patron Saint of Heisman Trophy winners.	Has actually lived up to own hype!
Marquis Colston	Patron Saint of 7th round draft picks.	People actually know who he is!
Deuce McAllister	Patron Saint of running it up the middle.	Came back from career ending injury.
Will Smith	Patron Saint of people with the same name as famous movie stars.	Kept Tony Romo in the pocket.
Sean Peyton	Patron Saint of first year coaches.	Has not had his career ruined by coaching New Orleans