Salt Lake City, Utah
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| Salt Lake City, Utah | |
| Mayor: | Ralph Becker |
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| City Motto: | Why have just one? |
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| Population: | 1,500,000 |
| Standard MPH: | 85 |
| Principal industries: | add stuff here-7 |
| Fun Fact # 1: | All the wives you want isn't too bad, all of the mothers in law = not so good. |
| Fun Fact # 2: | add stuff here-9 |
Salt Lake City is the capital of the Mormon City, a self-contained national enclave created by Mormons in response to the Roman Catholic Church's consistent threats to make the Vatican a nucular power. Salt Lake City is located upon the eponymous Salt Lake, in the middle of the Utah Air Force bombing ranges.
Salt Lake City is a place of perpetual teenage marrige. The average age of a Utah couple when married is 18.76 years of age for the female and 21.4 for the males. The men have to return from their two year mission before they are allowed to wed, and the women must marry a return missionary if they want a chance in the celestial kingdom. The more wives that a man has means a better reward in the after life.
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[edit] Salt Lake City History
[edit] Salt Lake City Today
[edit] Popular Ethnic Neighborhoods In Salt Lake City
[edit] Salt Lake City Landmarks
[edit] Famous People From Salt Lake City
- Louis Gilbert
- Mitt Romney
[edit] A Typical Day In Salt Lake City
Wednesday
[edit] Strange Laws in Salt Lake City
Drinking = banned
