Samuel L. Jackson

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Samuel L. (Mother Fucking) Jackson is one of the top ten greatest Americans to grace the Earth. First place is a tie between Stephen Colbert and Jesus. He is such a powerful person that you MUST say the L in his name.

[edit] Known Facts

  • He is the only known person alive that can stop the evil America hating mother fucking commie snakes from taking over our mother fucking planes.
  • He once fought alongside Stephen Colbert (the greatest Jedi to ever live - eat that Yoda!) and killed 1,000,000 Sith Lord terrorists who were threatening America's safety. That's right, America has been around since the beginning of time, but you would know that, if you listened to your gut instead of being a mother fucking commie bastard.
  • The reason why Aliens don't invade Earth is because they are afraid of Samuel L. Jackson and his snake killing powers. Which is funny, because most people think it's Will Smith keeping them away. Silly liberals, stupidity is for kids.
  • Samuel L. (Mother Fucking) Jackson is a well known scientist from many of his documentaries such as Samuel L. Jackson Fights the Dinosaurs (lesser known as Jurassic Park) and Samuel L. Jackson Fights the Sharks.
  • Samuel L. Jackson is IMMORTAL!!!

[edit] Notable Quote

  • "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."


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