Scientific Method
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The Scientific Method is a procedure used by scientists to prove they hate The Baby Jesus. Consisting of six steps not mentioned in The Holy Bible, the Scientific Method has been the foundation of every liberal idea from atheism to stem cell research.
Every homeschooled child knows that there is really only one step necessary to understanding God's Creation: faithiness.
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Observe A Phenomenon
The first of the Satanic steps on the Road to Hell™, observing a phenomenon merely means that some liberal probably took some drug and hallucinated having gay sex with Satan herself.
Or more likely proof of Demonic Possession™.
During this period, the wayward commie will begin to question the very word of The Lord.
The phenomenon The Baby Jesus observes here is losing another soul to liberalism.
