Secret CIA Prisons

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Secret CIA Prisons, if they even exist, are none of our business. And if they were secret, they aren't any longer.

Irresponsible new outlets like The New York Times and The Washington Post need to know that secrets like these are kept for a reason: They're really depressing. So stop digging fellas, there's plenty of depressing news around without you going and 'investigating.'

The question raised is, why are you reading this? Why do you need to know about Secret CIA Prisons? You had better not be a terrorist, or Michael Moore.

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