Soledad O'Brien

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Soledad O'Brien
Makes The Baby Jesus™ Happy
And that Makes Stephen happy, too!

ATTENTION: This Page is for Real Americans™ ONLY
If you are not a Real American™, pack your bags and report to GITMO.

An omniracial news anchoress. The one woman who encapsulates all women.

Intro

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All You Need To Know

Stephen likes the cut of her jib and many other euphemisms about her, and you should too.

A match made in paradise.

Soledad with her four children, she is the mother to us all.

Sexy news anchoress? Or sexiest news anchoress?

The global village that is Soledad O'Brien.

Factoids

• She is the arch-enemy of Bruce Springsteen and the Dixie Chicks.
• She appears on liberal media channel CNN.
• Appeared on the July 31, 2003 Daily Show.

Soledad experiencing the first of a multiple spontaneous orgasm when asked about Stephen Colbert. Jon Stewart starting to feel left out after orgasm #8.

• She interviewed Stephen without his suit or glasses on CNN's American Morning in June 2006.
• She's in the movie Bears in a Submarine, and kicks tons of ass in it.

See Also

• Colgasm

External Sources

• Soledad Interviews Colbert on CNN about Strangers with Candy and White House Correspondents' Association Dinner

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