Spandex

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Spandex
is just one of the many gifts the Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.
has bestowed upon all of humankind. Thank you Dr. Colbert, thank you.


The fabric of superheroes and 80s rockers, spandex is so super stretcherific that it could only have been invented by Stephen Colbert. It is the cloth of choice for Tek Jansen, as well as various other coattail-riders. We're looking at you Spider-Man!

How spandex should be worn.

Too much spandex, and yet still not enough!



This article is a stub. You can get a Tip of the Hat* from Stephen by adding only truthiness to it.
*Tip of the Hat not guaranteed.
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