Star Trek
From Wikiality
Star Trek is a multimedia vision into an alternate universe. Originally seen by Gene Roddenberry.
Star Trek is a documentary series covering the adventures of various Starfleet space Americans.
In the Mirror Universe of Star Trek, Stephen Colbert's name is spelled with a "k" and "v." The real and more superior StePHen Colbert has single handly destroyed this universe.
It has been rumored that Stephen Colbert may portray Dr. McCoy in the next Star Trek movie. This is false. Stephen Colbert will instead be involved in a remake of the original Star Trek television series, where he will portray Dr. McCoy and the voice of the computer.
[edit] Kirk Vs. Picard
There as been an ongoing battle in the world of geekdom about who is the greatest Enterprise Captain: James T. Kirk or Jean-Luc Picard.
And while Picard is hands down the better of the two, the winner of this competition is Kirk. For, unlike Picard, Kirk is a true blue American and Picard is from France. And the French don't believe in freedom. Picard was also assimilated by the Borg and therefore is partially the cause of the Borg involvement in the bear uprising of 2012.
[edit] The Introduction of the Borg
In alternate universe called Star Trek The Next Generation, the vile ideas of Gene Roddenberry and Brannon Braga spawned the evil Satan-worshiping cult of the Borg. They will be a major attack force in the bear uprising of 2012.
