Stem Cell Research
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Stem Cell Research is a bunch of scientific jargon, which in its simplest terms is known as killin' babies. Satan is a well known stem cell researcher.
[edit] Background
This phrase was thrown together by a bunch of East Coast Elitists, who refuse to wait until marriage to have good, clean, above board sex. These are the same "Scientists" who've twisted the concept of a condom to mean, a safe alternative to STDs. But we in the Nation know that condoms are only to be used to hold urine. Back in dubya dubya 2, pilots used condoms the right way, they filled them with human waste and threw them out of planes - AT NAZIS - take that comandante!
[edit] God's Intent
The only real way to hamper these liberazis is to do as the Good Lord intends, and wait to have sex with your Law and Church recognized spouse. And when you do, remember, The Lord wants the man on top, face to face with his female partner.
[edit] Liberals' Bastardization
Stem Cell Research is nothing more than liberal doublespeak for a “Let's get it on ‘Paid Sex Therapist’ and/or ‘member of the same sex/Democrat’.” These heathens don't care about curing disease, the only disease they'd like to cure are the hives they get when forced to recognize good, old fashioned values.
Stem cellologists (trademark Stephen Colbert) do the work of the Devil, and don't you forget it.
