Stephen Benjamin
From Wikiality
Arabic translator Stephen Benjamin signed up to be in America's Navy after he chose to be gay. He wanted to sail the seven seas and put his mind at ease, however, when the Navy discovered Mr. Benjamin's gayness, they exercised their right to choose and kicked him out. The Navy rightly earnestly and honestly that it would be dangerous to have Mr. Benjamin over there gaying up Our Troops, even though he would have been over here, gaying up Arabic translations.
Now, Mr. Benjamin is choosing to whine about it on TV and in the internets tubes.
And on June 14, 2007, Stephen Benjamin was Stephen Colbert's satellite guest.
[edit] Don't Guest, Don't Nail
Dr. Colbert has his own version of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell": "Don't Guest, Don't Nail".
It's actually more of a warning than a policy, but it works the same; if a person insists on being a guest of "The Colbert Report" Stephen must nail the person. It's really that simple.
Dr. Colbert also has a suggestion for improving the Military's already wildly successful "Don't Ask, don't tell" policy. It should be changed to "Don't".
[edit] Revelations
As usual, Dr. Colbert was able to dig deep into the subject of his nailing and discover information that is helpful to all Americans, even if they are not of the gay persuasion.
- All Arabic Translators are gay.
- "Translating Arabic" is slang for gay sex.
