Stephen Colbert's Fleet Week Clean Time Fun Zone

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Stephen Colbert's Fleet Week Clean Time Fun Zone
is just one of the many gifts the Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.
has bestowed upon all of humankind. Thank you Dr. Colbert, thank you.

Stephen Colbert's Fleet Week Clean Time Fun Zone is the alternative to immoral Fleet Week activities our fighting men and women are exposed to while on leave in New York City.

Activities

Cakewalk
Make Your Own Popcorn Balls
Virginity Pledge
Abstinence Skee Ball, where all the holes are covered
Battleship board games

Getting Here

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Stephen Colbert's Fleet Week Clean Time Fun Zone is located at The Colbert Report Studios in midtown Manhattan, just around the corner from Larry Flynt's Hustler Club.