Stephen Colbert's Toddler of Fortune Catalog

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Stephen Colbert's Toddler of Fortune Catalog
is just one of the many gifts the Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.
has bestowed upon all of humankind. Thank you Dr. Colbert, thank you.


In this issue, Deploying Kindergartens to Iraq: Body Armor for the Playtime Set.
In this issue, Deploying Kindergartens to Iraq: Body Armor for the Playtime Set.

Stephen Colbert's Toddler of Fortune Catalog is the perfect gift for children who already have a Baby Gun Permit or for anyone else who enjoys making gun fearing liberals shit their pants.

Subscriptions include a coupon for 10% off at Stephen Colbert's Mommy & Me Firing Range.

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