At the core of the Stephen and Melinda Gates Foundation is the goal of sending Tom Cruise and Lance Bass into outer space one of these days. From there, they can put up coffee shops and parks with the hopes of sending more gay people into outer space later. When Earth will eventually be destroyed, we can all then move into space and kick out all the gay people.
The initial donation that the Stephen and Melinda Gates Foundation received was announced on The Colbert Report last July 17, 2006. The donation was an American dollar given by Mike Hulsebus.
Last October 15, 2006, Stephen Colbert presented a $50 check to Jon Stewart. In addition, the Stephen and Melinda Gates Foundation also gave a donation to the New York Center for Autism.
In addition to the formation of the Stephen and Melinda Gates Foundation, Stephen Colbert also co-formed the Stephen T. and Catherine T. MacArthur Foundation, which will give Colbert Supergenius Grants to deserving Americans who follow the values of wikiality and truthiness. It also plans to support PBS conservative programs.
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