Steve Kagen
From Wikiality
Steve Kagen is a Democrat who represents Wisconsin's 8th district, The Fightin' 8th! His tubes are currently being clogged with internets requesting he go on The Report.
| CONTACT REPRESENTATIVE KAGEN | ||
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| 333 West College Ave. Appleton, WI 54911 | 700 E.Walnut Street Green Bay, WI 54301 | tubemail |
About Steve
Steve was born within smelling distance of Canada in the cold, barren wastelands of Wisconsin. Steve became a medical doctor and was so successful he went into law.
Steve was elected to represent the Fightin' 8th! in 2006.
Issues
From Representative Kagen's official internets tube:
- turning America into a socialist state
- fostering religious intolerance
- burning angel's wings instead of dead dinosaurs
- taxing Americans more than illegal aliens until America's economy collapses making us more of a target to terrorists
- anti-integrity
- anti-corporate pollution protections
- leaving all children behind agenda
- baby-killing
- the gay marriage, hippie status quo
Secrets Steve Hopes No One Will Reveal Forcing Him To Appear On "The Report"
- Mr. Kagen hires Mexicans to leave American children behind
- Mr. Kagen believes that people can marry whatever they want; he is married to a box turtle
- Mr. Kagen hates truthiness and believes that editing truthiness out of Wikiality.com articles about himself will not be noticed...WRONG STEVE, YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM THE TRUTHINESS!
- doesn't wear underwear
- was relieved to find out he wasn't the father of Anna Nicole's baby
- sold Barry Bonds HGH
- gave Rush Limbaugh his first hit of oxycontin
- introduced Mark Foley to chat rooms
- promised Christine Todd Whitman the air at ground zero was safe
- was the real contractor who fixed Ted Stevens' house
- paid Deborah Palfrey's phone bills
- Flip flops on major issues such as injun time
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