Steven Seagal
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Steven Seagal is world renown for kicking ass. His movies are original, thought provoking and have extrodinarily witty dialogue, and deservedly leap to the top of the action genre. His biggest hit is unarguably "Under Siege." He's also a jew so we know he's good with money.
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Connection To Stephen
Steven Segal's movie "On Deadly Ground" influenced Dr. Stephen Colbert to wear buckskin fringe.
Oscars
Steven Segal has won 4 oscars
- 1992 Best Actor
- 1998 Awesomest Asskicking
- 1996 Almost as Awesome as Stephen Colbert
- 1997 Actor most likely to make you shit your pants
AVN awards
Steven has also won 4 Adult Video Awards
- 1991 - Second Largest Penis
- 1992 - Second Largest Penis
- 1993 - Largest Penis - Stephen Colbert took the year off from his porn career, due to having caused a woman's head to explode during intercourse
- 1994 - Second Largest Penis - Stephen Colbert returned
Upcoming projects
- Under Seige 3 - The success of "Under Seige" in which Seagal kicks terrorist ass on a naval vessel was followed by "Under Seige 2: The Quest to Kick Ass" in which he maims terrorists on a train. He will start shooting in fall 2006 for "Under Seige 3: Ass-Kicking Good" in which he will dispatch terrorists by popping out of the glove compartment of a Mini Cooper and ripping out their tracheas.
- The G. Gordon Liddy Story: The Manliest Man in all Mankind - Seagal will play the title character, who at last count had killed 12,543 men with his bare hands. It is currently being filmed in an undisclosed brothel in Southeast Asia.
