Summer Camp

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Summer camp is a place where parents who have so little regard for their own offspring they don't raise them Christian. Or, the kid has no parents because daddy left mommy when she became a crack whore. In other words, summer camp is a secular Christian Boot Camp but without Christ, without the true love that can only be found through firm discipline and without counselors who have your afterlife and best interests in this life in mind.

Contents 1 Types of Summer Camp 1.1 Fat Camp 2 Activities At Summer Camp 2.1 Exploring The Great Outdoors 2.2 Escaping 2.3 Writing Letters Home 2.4 Experimenting 3 Learning Your Way Around Camp 3.1 The Cabins 3.2 The Mess Hall 3.3 Toilet Facilities, Official and Unofficial 4 Summer Camp Folklore 4.1 Ghost Stories 4.2 Kumbaya 4.3 Pranks

[edit] Types of Summer Camp

Summer camps vary by specialty and by the amount of time a kid is abandoned there.

[edit] Fat Camp

[edit] Activities At Summer Camp

[edit] Exploring The Great Outdoors

[edit] Escaping

[edit] Writing Letters Home

[edit] Experimenting

[edit] Learning Your Way Around Camp

[edit] The Cabins

[edit] The Mess Hall

[edit] Toilet Facilities, Official and Unofficial

[edit] Summer Camp Folklore

[edit] Ghost Stories

[edit] Kumbaya

[edit] Pranks