Superpowers

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Stephen Colbert demonstrates one of his known superpowers, Heat Vision.

Superpowers are what people are born with. A person cannot learn them, or train to achieve them, one must be born with them. Period.

Superpowers come from the gut, never the head. Thinking is the bane of all superpowers.

For a primer on superpowers and how they can help America and the American Family rent the movie The Incredibles. This movie shows that the bad guy is the one who is not born with superpowers, but not only studies hard and invents things, he invents a machine that thinks for itself!

Nothing says evil like a machine that thinks for itself.

The moral of the story? Ability is something you are born with, learning things is evil.

Good and Evil Superpowers

Most Americans have "good" superpowers. But some people do not have any superpowers. Those without superpowers are not the problem, the ones who are truly evil are the ones who have superpowers, but use them for evil.

Liberals usually have superpowers, and use them for evil. Which is no surprise.

People who Have Superpowers and What Those Superpowers Are

See Also

• For Chuck Norris's Superpowers, click here.
• For Jack Bauer's Superpowers, click here.