Taepodong-2 Missile
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| The Taepodong-2 Missile | |
|---|---|
| Name: | Taepodong-2 |
| Image: | You don't want to know |
| Function: | Male sexual organ, if you can call it that |
| Contractor: | North Korea |
| Unit Cost: | Firstborn son |
| Deployment: | Tested (failed) |
| Unit Count: | One, if that |
| Engine: | Liquid (semen) |
| Mass: | Not massive enough |
| Length: | Not long enough |
| Diameter: | Not thick enough |
| Speed: | Not fast enough |
| Range: | Not far enough |
| Altitude: | Not high enough |
| Warhead: | Man-juice |
| Load Capacity: | Never been tested |
| Guidance: | Into what, Kim Jong Il's hand? |
| Launching Platform: | Don't even ask |
After the countries of the Axis of Evil defied our Greatest President Ever and the Coalition of the Willing against allowing Hans Blix and his team of International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) nuculer inspectors from continuing inspections, North Korea announced its nuclear ambitions and soon after launched the Taepodong-2 missile at God via the air space over the Sea of Japan.
Fortunately, PATRIOT missiles intercepted the North Korean missile before it could get into God's way. As a thank you, God has given the US military a successful victory in Iraq, the Moe of the Axis of Evil, according to truthiness expert Bill O'Reilly.
