Talk:Daily Poll
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Best Gay Cure
THIS MUST BE GIVEN A HIGHER PRIORITY GIVEN RECENT NEWS!!!
- Ann Coulter Therapy
- Red Meat Therapy
- an arrest in a public bathroom and possible loss of office
- Elisabeth Hasselbeck's saliva, best applied directly to mouth and other sensitive regions as necessary. - The Lake Effect 19:12, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
- Strip Clubs
- Joining a Masonic Lodge
- Watching Spike TV
- Greco-Roman Wrestling
- Gene Therapy (and while your at it eliminate the fat gene)
Favorite Old Disneyland Rides
Disneyland opened to the public on July 18, 1955, it has recently revived the submarine ride. Which of the retired Disneyland rides was your favotire?
- New Orleans Square
- Uncle Walt's Frozen Mustache Ride
- Monsanto Presents: Adventure Through Inner Space with Scale Model of the Nucleus You Can Watch Your Spit Sizzle On.
Obama's last name is
This could be used as a repeating poll on slow days or when Obama is big in the news:
Obama's last name is:
- bin Laden
- Hussein
- Islamo
- Cryptoblackmoslim
- Clinton (he's actually Bill's illegitmate daughter with an Islamo intern)
- He has a last name?
Just for reference sake: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_Obama Last name is Clinton? --Pro-Lick 16:59, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
Abu Dhabi Saves American Bank!
The nation of Abu Dhabi has bailed out a failing American bank, Citi Bank. How shall we thank them?
- pay $5 for a gallon of gas
- make every female employee of Citi Bank wear a burqa
- sentence Nancy Pelosi to 200 lashes
- challenge China and other Arab nations to bail out all of America's businesses
--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 01:46, 28 November 2007 (UTC)
Most Important Presidential Quality
Which of the following is the quality which you want to see in America's next president?
- being able to answer the 3:00 a.m. Phone Call
- having good judgement
- military service
- an endorsement from The Greatest President Ever!
--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 04:05, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
- Not being Hillary Clinton--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 21:14, 10 March 2008 (UTC)
McCain's Running Mate
Who should be John McCain's running mate?
- Colin Powell
- Condoleezza Rice
- Michael Steele
- Joe Leiberman
- Jeb Bush
--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 05:12, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
NY Governor Linked To Hookers
New York Governor, Eliot Spitzer, the former pit bull prosecutor who went after Wall Street was linked by The New York Times to a prostitution ring.
What is this a sign of?
- that there are too many liberals in American politics
- New York hookers will only be given drivers' licenses by Hillary Clinton
- that there are too many Jews in New York
- ???--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 21:11, 10 March 2008 (UTC)
- there are no underage gay hookers in any of New York's airport bathrooms.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 21:18, 10 March 2008 (UTC)
- Democrat sex scandals with hookers are more important than Republican ethics violations with lobbyists. (one will knock the other out of the headlines)--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 22:00, 10 March 2008 (UTC)
Well, someone has to ask this...
Is Barack Obama fat?
- Yes, he's a lard-ass pinko fatso just like Michael Moore
- No, he's more like Michael Moore minus the fat, which is to say he's like Leni Riefenstahl
- Can't we find a middle ground? He's not fat, but he's not un-fat either
- I don't know
- More than one of the above
- None of the above
- that's a racist question
- if this were a caucus, no; a primary, yes--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 10:40, 18 March 2008 (UTC)
Is Hillary Clinton fat?
- ditto :)
--Bi 10:38, 18 March 2008 (UTC)
John McCain's Gaffe in Jordan
Presidential hopeful John McCain misspoke in Jordan regarding Shiites, Sunnis, Iran and Iraq. What really happened?
- his speechwriter made a typo
- he made no mistake; there really is no difference between any of those godforsaken towelheads
- he made no mistake; they all belong to al-Qaeda anyway
- Barack Hussein Obama is a muslim--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 21:39, 18 March 2008 (UTC)
Anti-evolution movie
Dr. Ben Stein, former Nixon speechwriter and Hollywood actor, has a new movie coming out on April 18, 2008. It is called "Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed" [1] and proves beyond a shadow of a doubt how wrong evolution is and how the science agenda is working to prevent people from learning the truth about creationism.
Will you go see the movie?
- I already saw it at church
- Yes, I plan to see it on Friday, unless I am sick with some virus
- Yes, I plan to see it all weekend long
- No, Friday is gay porn night at the lodge--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 13:49, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
John McCain does not know Jack Abramoff
Liberals are trying desperately to tie the Straigh-talkin' John McCain to the disgraced Jew, Jack Abramoff. Why is this an exercise in futility?
- everyone knows John McCain is a straight-talker; he has stated as much
- Jack Abramoff is in prison, John McCain doesn't break the law; therefore they have never met and have no ties whatsoever
- McCain may have a black baby, but he certainly doesn't spend time with Jews
- John McCain is the presumptive republican nominee for President. The GOP would never select a corrupt man to represent their party--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 21:34, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
A poll on climate change that'll go right up to the Senate (yes, really)
Uncle Sam wants You to vote on this climate change poll.
Vote early, and vote often! Exercise your freedom today!
--Bi 06:50, 26 June 2008 (UTC)
- OK, I did, but only because Uncle Sam told me to.--Pro-Lick 14:10, 26 June 2008 (UTC)
