Talk:Higher Education
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[edit] Types of Universities
[edit] Godly Universities
[edit] Ivy-League
[edit] Private, Non-Ivy
[edit] Public, Top Tier
[edit] Public, Doesn't Suck
[edit] The Chaff
[edit] Online Universities
[edit] Attention Starved Second Tier State Universities
[edit] Types of University Students
(not mutually exclusive)
[edit] "Legacy" Students
a.k.a. rich kids
- Description:
- Universities most likely to attend: Yale, Harvard, Princeton
- Funding sources: Trust fund; other trust fund
- Drug(s) of choice: Cocaine, meth, lots of drinking
[edit] Hyperdrive Students
a.k.a. nerd patrol
- Description:
- Universities most likely to attend: Ivy, Top-tiered private/public, where ever they get paid the most to go
- Funding sources: "Merit" based scholarships
- Drug(s) of choice: Ritalin, Adderall, No-Doze, Caffeine in any form
[edit] Activists in Training
- Description: Hard to distinguish from adult hippies
- Universities most likely to attend: omnipresent
- Funding sources: Trust funds, financial aid, scholarships; Depends on which authority they're trying to piss off/get attention from
- Drug(s) of choice: None - all
[edit] Too Cool for School
- Description:
- Universities most likely to attend:
- Funding sources:
- Drug(s) of choice: nicotine, ecstasy , coke if you're offering, anything you're offering
[edit] Potheads
- Description:
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- Drug(s) of choice: huh?
[edit] Emo/Indie/Goth/Dresses in Black for Some Other Reason/Clinically Depressed
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[edit] LGBTIQWTFN
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[edit] Drama Freaks
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[edit] ROTC
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[edit] Yo, yo, Jocks, Yo
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[edit] Weird Foreign Kids
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