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[edit] Types of Universities

[edit] Godly Universities

[edit] Ivy-League

[edit] Private, Non-Ivy

[edit] Public, Top Tier

[edit] Public, Doesn't Suck

[edit] The Chaff

[edit] Online Universities

[edit] Attention Starved Second Tier State Universities

[edit] Types of University Students

(not mutually exclusive)

[edit] "Legacy" Students

a.k.a. rich kids

Description:
Universities most likely to attend: Yale, Harvard, Princeton
Funding sources: Trust fund; other trust fund
Drug(s) of choice: Cocaine, meth, lots of drinking

[edit] Hyperdrive Students

a.k.a. nerd patrol

Description:
Universities most likely to attend: Ivy, Top-tiered private/public, where ever they get paid the most to go
Funding sources: "Merit" based scholarships
Drug(s) of choice: Ritalin, Adderall, No-Doze, Caffeine in any form

[edit] Activists in Training

Description: Hard to distinguish from adult hippies
Universities most likely to attend: omnipresent
Funding sources: Trust funds, financial aid, scholarships; Depends on which authority they're trying to piss off/get attention from
Drug(s) of choice: None - all

[edit] Too Cool for School

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Drug(s) of choice: nicotine, ecstasy , coke if you're offering, anything you're offering

[edit] Potheads

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Drug(s) of choice: huh?

[edit] Emo/Indie/Goth/Dresses in Black for Some Other Reason/Clinically Depressed

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[edit] LGBTIQWTFN

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[edit] Drama Freaks

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[edit] ROTC

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[edit] Yo, yo, Jocks, Yo

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[edit] Weird Foreign Kids

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