Talk:Hockey
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[edit] Hockey does help America... No more un-american tag!!!
Hockey is a big tool in training against the Bear Uprising of 2012. Therefore, it will save America. This is true Gut-pouring here. And it ain't the chilli. That means Canada and America must work together to Win!!! CALL THE DOCTOR!!!
- Hockey is unAmerican, and so is Canada! Anything that is not strictly American is unAmerican, please go to: Talk:Saginaw Spirit to understand fully this oxymoron.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 06:53, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
- Yes. Hockey was invented by Canadians. This by its very definition is something which is un-American. Canadians are un-American. How hard is that to accept?? (PS: realizing the importance of hockey to the Great Bear Uprising, America led by Phineas Q. Stingley took over the NHL many many years ago. Don't fret, citizen.) --DeagleSteagle
- -You have broken my spirit.
- Needent worry, citizen!! For those who have broken spirits, there is a Saginaw Spirit out there to take its place! Finally, a spirit belonging to all of us, located right here in the heartland, which will never be broken! Unless they forget to forecheck in the neutral zone and only give 101%, of course. --DeagleSteagle
- -You have broken my spirit.
- Yes. Hockey was invented by Canadians. This by its very definition is something which is un-American. Canadians are un-American. How hard is that to accept?? (PS: realizing the importance of hockey to the Great Bear Uprising, America led by Phineas Q. Stingley took over the NHL many many years ago. Don't fret, citizen.) --DeagleSteagle
